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Although Panties has in the past been trained mercilessly in the spirit of sissy Christmas, sissy Labor Day and sissy birthdays, Halloween has always been the most sensitive occasion for Panties. A point not lost on Miss D, who, laughing, made the connection between “Halloween costume” and Panties’ non-sissy attire. It would be almost too easy to send Panties out as Tinkerbell, or as a tampon, or have her spend the day dressed and behaving like a gay man, or even a flagrant transvestite. Thanks to a flurry of remarks by Miss D, Panties understands the most profound choice of all is to not dress at all for Halloween. So Panties spent the entire day out of costume.